WHY I HAVE TO KILL ALEX

1. he always mixes ARE up with A.
2. he always forgets the tense.
3. he always writes THERE HAVE.
4. he always forgets the comma (,) before the speech starts.
5. he always uses QUESTION incorrectly (he should use ASK).
6. he always spell SHOUT as SHOULD.
7. he always forgets how to read CHILD.
8. he always reads GIRL as “girlo”.
9. he always mixes VERB, ADJECTIVE, NOUN and ADVERB up.
10. he always mixes COME and GO up.